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My Motherhood AH-HA! Moment

Have you ever been having one of those weeks where Murphy's Law applies to EVERYTHING that you're doing? Nothing is happening right, or when it does, there's usually a 'B' side to it? That was the week I was having in O…
Where I Admit I DON’T Have It All Together

*SYNDICATED* I seriously don’t. If you spent one week with me, you would see that so much just slides around and gets bounced back and forth until I finally snap and just deal with it. I never understand why peopl…
Ten Things I NEVER Thought I'd Say As A Mom

1. Get OFF of your sister! 2. Nothing goes into that hole. Nothing. That is an exit only hole. Understood? 3. Okay, just HAND me your booger. 4. Don’t flush, I need to look at it. 5. I will give you 20…
Motherly Love and Instinctual Insanity

I always had a kind of game plan as far as what kind of mother I wanted to be. I wanted to be stern, but fair; Support while keeping my distance and allowing my children to find their own paths; Level-headed and down…
Reese Witherspoon Has A Bad Case Of Baby Brain

Reese Witherspoon admits she’s losing her mind these days, and no, she’s not talking about her recent arrest for disorderly conduct. It turns out Reese has a bad case of baby brain after giving birth to bab…
The Not So Positives in a Positive

*SYNDICATED* Oh to feel the flutters, kicks and nudges again, my uterus aches just thinking about. Birthing new life is one of the most empowering experiences I have gone through. Letting go and allowing my body to do…
Don't Leave Your Bra Lying Around...

...when you have a little girl or you might just find this sitting in your living room Apparently my cup size is Elephant
In Which I Articulate The Frustrations of Motherhood

Trapped by company And noisy kids Some would tell me to be grateful I'm not alone I come outside to escape the noise Enjoy the wind Be alone I am a loner, wanting solitude I'll go out when I need company But I ca…
My Kids Are People?

Something strange has happened. My kids....they....are people?! Instead of feeling like I'm juggling over-sized worms and teaching them how to simply live (like how to breathe, how to eat...) we have conversations. We h…
NYC's Anti-Teen Pregnancy Ad Campaign Hurts More Than Helps

Billboards in New York City are now promoting the latest efforts to thwart teen pregnancy with ads that feature infants and toddlers and pretty harsh statements. The above, "Honestly Mom... chances are he won't stay wit…