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Excuse Me, Do You Have a Staring Problem?

by Mama Platypus So two nights ago we fed Baby Platypus around 7:30ish and after a bath and some play time she fell asleep around 10ish. We gave her her final bottle at 11:30 while she was still asleep. I passed out at …
Laid Back Wife

by Mama PlatypusSo I was waiting in line for my bus to come and I was texting the hubs. "I'm sorry I said the f word. I was frusdraded." FOR THE LIFE OF ME I couldn't remember how to spell 'frustrated!' It was pissing m…
The Procrastinating Psycho

by Mama Platypus We call these her capoeira pants. So because of my suspicions about Baby Platypus' teething and her bad attitude over the weekend I decided to catch up on where I left off in my 'What To Expect The Fir…
Teething Woes

by Mama Platypus Moshi Moshi! Ok so about my weekend...*sigh*...oh and for the record, she was b*tchy before we even left the house. The hubs and I are in the process of purchasing a house. So this weekend we hit up ro…
Updates on the Lil Poopin Machine

by Mama Platypus :: She does this thing now where when she smiles at you she sticks out her tongue while she does it. It's really effin cute. Just when I didn't think she could get any cuter.:: Omigosh her hair is getti…
Updates on the Pooper Scooper (That'd Be Me)

by Mama Platypus [Image Source]:: I'm shedding like a mofo man. They say on average you shed about 100-150 strands a day. Post baby you shed an average of 500 a day! Piebuh honduhred! That's a rot! Can I just say that m…
Busy at Work

by Mama PlatypusYou know it's a sad day when your husband, who is lying next to you watching tv, turns to you and says in a calm voice, "Hun, shave your legs." At least my right armpit was tweezed but no! Does it get …
Think Baby Bottles

by Mama PlatypusSo after trading in our Avent bottles for our Born Free ones we found out that Baby Platypus' daycare has a no glass bottle policy. Completely understandable. If a glass bottle were to break it would be …
Bye Bye Bad Poopy

by Mama PlatypusMy mom is up helping us out again this week. Baby Platypus has gotten sooo much better! She still has a slight cough but no more projectile vomiting. Thank God. Now if she even throws up a little it's be…
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