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Mascara Massacre

Well, I guess it was bound to happen eventually. Hannah (20 months) walked off with my makeup bag when I wasn't looking today. The few times I actually wear makeup, I let her sit next to me and explore its contents, but…
Trip to K-Mart (the K stands for Krazy)

In an effort to preserve my sanity, my saintly grandmother graciously watches Avery for one morning a week. Today was that morning. After I conveniently slept through my doctor’s appointment (relying on your…
My Mommy Confessions Part 3

Now that I've seen two posts, on Momaroo, about mommyhood confessions, I'm going to join in. It's great to acknowledge that we're not all perfect parents and that we do the best we can. 1. She's almost 2 1/2 and we s…
Embarrassing MOMents
These Are My Confessions...

It's good for the soul. So here are my mommy confessions: ♦ I will reuse a sippy cup for a couple days without washing it. (Not on purpose! I just lose track of days...) ♦ I will reuse a tissue that he used…
Excuse Me, WHAT Did You Just Call Me?

Pregnant. Oh right. Once upon a time, in a uterus far, far away...well, it was only one year ago, and in the same uterus that's giving me cramps right now, I was growing my first son. During this miraculous and magical…
Texts From an Asian Mother #4

For previous installments: 1, 2, and 3. Is it sad that I've made this many posts about my mother texting me? Oy vey! Mom: I gave you the upper part and save the tail end for my dinner for tomorrow when I'm home alone M…
You Know You're Getting Close When....

You know you're nearing the end of your pregnancy when.... ....You have a moment of sheer, institution-worthy depression when you drop something. ....You no longer weigh yourself because you can't see around your belly…
Parenting Behavior After the First, Second and Third Baby...

I read this on a mommy board I am a part of. It made me smile. Being a parent changes everything. But being a parent also changes with each baby. Here are some of the ways having a second and third child is different…
10 Signs You're Approaching Menopause

1. Your boobs are 34C, your hips are 3.14 Pi. 2. Your upper lip is a Chia Pet. 3. Alaska hires your body to melt snow.