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She said what?!?

by Mama Bee Shes supposed to be prim and proper all the time. My husband wouldn't expect anything less from his baby girl. His pride and joy. His baby. But with me as a mother, that isn't always possible. This morn…
Kids talkin, funny as hell

image sourceI am sure that most of you, have listened to your children telling stories that were just hilarious. I figured i will share some of my son and hopefully you guys will join me and we can all laugh together. …
Thoughts on Sleep

by Mama Fox Is sleeping in your past?
Honey, Are You Listening?

by Mama Pig image source Since my list for my children was so wildly popular; I decided to make one for spouses. I think it would be a huge help for all of us that have that clueless spouse. Perhaps it might have…
I Have Been Stripped of my Pride

image source My 13 month old has now figured out what shaking the head "no" means. And she has taken it upon herself to use this new knowledge when she feels it necessary. She has done it to me 3 times so far today. …
The Bug-a-Boo - Waking Up With a Grin

image source It's warm. It's soft. It's comfortable. But the sun is in my eyes, or it would be if I had opened them yet. But I am not quite ready to wake up yet, so I rolled over. And then I hear breathing. I o…
When Did I Stop Being Cool?

by Mama Bee Last week my husband and I took our kids shopping and out to dinner. They got new summer clothes which they all really needed since they are growing like weeds and last years clothes just dont fit. Th…
My Beautiful Drunk Baby

For a while I have been trying to explain what a baby is like. Other people have described having one a form of brainwashing. You wake up at random intervals repeatedly to perform trivial tasks. Or, actually, someti…
Watch Out For Toddler Karma!

image source Jacey was playing in the kitchen under her highchair (Yeah, I don't know. She does stuff like that.) And I heard her making weird noises. So I look over and I can tell right away she's trying to go...well…
I Love it When They're Funny

by Mama Elephant image source Set Up: Most of Alex's speech is "scripted". He learns certain words and phrases and rarely substitutes. We get into this dangerous place of assuming that he has a very limited v…