We were at my moms one day, and my sister had her 10 wk old all grey pit bull in the house at the time.  Kaitlyn was about 15 months old and waddling around the house, having a good ole time.  She had went into the kitchen, as she always does, and was playing when i hear this "uh...uh...ack ack ack" Of course, I jump up and RUN in there thinkin she's choking on something. 

When I went in the kitchen she had 10 week old puppy poop in both hands, puppy-poop-puke down the front of her outfit and on the floor, and was still trying to chew some up while gagging/throwing.  It took EVERYTHING in my not to FIrst kill the dog, and second toss my own cookies. Thank god she didnt get sick.

I guess my gross vomit stories all have to do with new cars.  Both times I bought a new car, my current toddler child vomited in it.  Just once to break it in.  Neither ever vomited in the old truck or VW bug. roflmao

The night before last my 2 year old and 6 month old were sitting on my bed watching Blue's Clues together while my husband and I were busy cleaning and tending to other things around the house. They were being so good and I was so amazed that I had not heard a sound from either of them in a good 10 minutes. I popped my head in to check on them, only to find my son smearing something all over his belly. At first I was thinking he had picked something up from somewhere that he wasn't supposed to have, like food or something. Then my husband came in to check on the kids too. He got really close to my son and said "Is that poop?" I was like, OH MY GOODNESS, I think so. A closer sniff and our suspisions were confirmed. A closer look told us that he had not only reached into his diaper and smeared the poop (which looked like he had eaten only grapes for the past 3 meals) all over himself, but also all over his sister and OUR bed! Worst of all, my son had poop on his face! My husband swears his breath smelled like poop all day yesterday and that he must have eaten some. Needless to say, it took about 3 baths to get the kids back to smelling normal again. And the blanket on our bed got washed immediately!

Ok, this isn't nearly as discusting as some of the stories some of you have told, but here it goes.  So this June my son was about 17 months old and we went back home to GA to see my parent.  DS had been acting a little off for the first 2 days, and then the third day we were riding in the car to go see my grandparents and all the sudden DS starts vomiting in my mom's car and in his brand new car seat.  I never knew so much could come out of his little body!  Eww, it was the nastiest thing to see, smell and clean up!  Later that day we took him to a doctor and turns out he had a monster ear infection and was critically close to having his ear drum rupture.  Poor Little Guy!!  Well, next day my DH starts puking.  Fun fun!  Guess who got it next?  Yep, me, and then my mom, then my aunt and cousins and my dad and, finally, my brother.  Oh yeah, it was a FUN vacation.....NOT!!  DS ended up puking again in my mom's car later in the week.  I think it took my mom about a month to get that smell out of her car.

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I think these two poop stories win so far!

I'm not a mother, but I was told that when I was a baby, my aunt picked me up and raised me above her head (like in this picture) and after doing this a couple of times, I threw up in her mouth while she was laughing and smiling.  LOL.

I'm feeling a little naseaus after reading this.  :)  I have luckily never been puked on, just spit up on.  But I have 3 kids, I'm sure my time's a coming.  Oh, one time my son pooped on his bed (he was fully potty trained, not sure what he was doing) and then his cousing ate it.  Yeah, it was really nasty.  My sister-in-law and I were sitting in the living room talking, both not feeling well as I was about 7 months pregnant and worn out after taking care of my 2 children and her daughter all day, and she was about 2 months pregnant and extremely sick, so we were enjoying the fact that the kids were being quiet and playing nicely. The next thing we know, my niece comes running down the hall with no diaper on, and something brown all over her face.  We first thought it was her poop, and then here comes my almost 3 year old, with no pants or underwear on.  Anyways, it was rather disgusting. We weren't sure whether to laugh or cry, or throw up.  :)

My dad said that when I was a toddler he woke up one morning to me trying to put something in his mouth and saying, "Eat this, Daddy!"  Fortunately for him he woke up enough to realize what I was doing because I was trying to feed him my own poop!  Thankfully my children haven't done anything like that.........yet....

So funny you brought this up because this was my weekend!  Hubby fortunately had an excuse as to why he couldn't help.  Surgery for a hurnia...okay he can't lift anything or move for that much.  On Friday a little boy I watched decided to be sick 3 pukes later he was finally ready to lay down and take it easy.  About midnight I woke up the 5 year to lay in his own  bed and just as he stood up he hurled all over the couch, me and himself.  Then 15 minutes later the 1 yr started crying.  Puke all over the crib!!!  A bath for him the other sitting on the other non puked on coach with a bowl, 6 more pukes later and 8 am we were finally done.  Right about the time that I got the aches and a fever of 102!!!  Luckily, we were all over it by Sunday morning but yes it was a disgustingly smelly weekend.

@TashaDW_18@xanga -  I don't know what it is about kids, new cars, and vomit.  lmao!  Life is a fun adventure.  Its the journey.

My daughter was nearly 1 y.o. at the time and was in her "cruising" stage but she could hold onto walls and things to get around and was doing a splendid job. This one day I could tell she wasn't feeling so good but she wanted to eat and eat and eat. So thinking that the human body knows how best to fix itself sometimes, I placated this need to feed. About 5 p.m. I was walking out of my office and she was standing near the carpeted stairs but still on the Italian tile that graced our home. The area had a portion where a low ceiling was beginning down a hallway from the cathederal ceiling. She was standing there, looking like a drunken sailor, had taken her shirt off so she was only in her diaper. What happened next can only be explained by scientists studying terminal velocity I think. She erupted in a geyser of feces. I mean it flew out of the back of her diaper, hit the ceiling, was all down the wall, on the stairs (which were carpeted don't forget), all over her, in her face... everywhere. Just as I started to get close when I thought the poop-storm was over -- it started again, this time with a different color. Mind you, this was MOMENTS before we were having company over. The doorbell rings, I scream don't come in, of course they do, and KABLAM! Storm #3 hits the ceiling and fans out like a peacock tail of feces. I did what anyone would do... I hurled. Then I grabbed a towel, tossed my daughter in the stand-up shower with the water on and began what turned into a 6 hour cleaning project. Yeah, the company decided it was a bad time to stay for dinner!

@MommasBbyKnJke@xanga - My little girl, about a 2 years old or so at the time, snacked on kitty litter, complete with kitty poop. I thought that I was going to hurl for sure! Poison control said she'd be ok, that it wouldn't hurt her.  I'm wondering then why do they tell us to wash our hands after the bathroom and litter box cleaning if it is ok to eat it? ICK!!! Wash hands and DON'T eat it <g>

Believe it or ont, I have one more thats pretty gross LOL.

When my daughter was about a month old she was REALLY gassy, I was a new mom and didn't really know that when you take a diaper off a baby, you shouldn't take it COMPLETELY off until you're ready to do the "quick-switch" with the new diaper.  I was cleaning her up when her little stomach muscles tightened visibly and she projectile pooped all over me.  Thank god none of it got on my face, but it got all over me, my couch and my floor.  This happened twice before I learned my lesson, and both times I had one of those little girl squealing "OMG this is sooo gross" fits in the living room.  It didn't happen to anyone else BUT me...I couldn't understand it.  It was probably second to the puppy-poop incident in gross things my daughter has done lol.

I don't have any stories yet, except for when my baby cousin puked in my hair while we were sleeping...but I'm sure once my baby gets here I will have some.

@Delphiki@xanga - I think I did that to someone too. It's the #1 reason why I don't lift them up like that.