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WARNING: The Type of Humor ahead, is NOT for everybody.
The following words are intended to be funny and not a true indicator of whether these moms are "good", "loving" or "decent" in any way. Enjoy!
Real Mom Confessions:
There are mornings, where I seriously ponder adding Kahlua to my coffee. Seriously.
Sometimes, I think it would just be better if we gave the third one away.
Sometimes, when my husband leans in to kiss me, I have to consciously refrain from screaming, “Eeeeewwwwe.”
I secretly know that I’m a better mom than my friends are.
I smoked pot and then played Candy Land. And lost. Twice. Fucking Gingerbread Man Card.
Sometimes I’m glad when my son’s allergies act up, so that I can give him Bendaryl at night and he will fall asleep easily and early.
I like the dog better today. And HE shit on the floor. Twice.
One time, my son was being such a jerk, that when he stubbed his toe, I was glad.
I flip my kids off behind their back. A lot.More Here...
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