Tuesday, 04 September 2012

  • Driving With Mom



    As a licensed driver and having your mother in the passenger seat, there's nothing more annoying than this. We've all been there. The constant nagging, the "this is my last day on earth" mentality whenever she sits in the car with me, the constant reminder to stay 50 mph below the speed limit. If my mother and I were in a rally car race, and she was my navigator,

    Mother: Turn by that tree stump thingy.
    Me: There are a million stumps out here! Turn which way? Where?
    Mother: Chris, why are you driving so fast?
    Me: Did you not realize this is a race?
    Mother: Look out for the puddle.
    Me: It's just a puddle, don't worry.
    Mother: Do you really need to be going this fast? You're going to hydroplane!
    Me: UGH! Just tell me where, not how to drive!
    Mother: Pull over, let me drive.
    Me: No! We're in the middle of a race!
    Mother: Pull this car over now!
    Me: NO! UGHHHHHHH!
    Mother: Don't listen to the GPS, I know a better way, I drive here every day.
    Me: You drive on a dirt road through the woods on your way to work?
    Mother: I packed some sandwiches for our little trip, do you want PB&J or tuna?
    Me: *Sighs in defeat* Salami.

    Tell me I'm not the only one who hates every minute of their car ride with their mom sitting as a passenger.




     

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