Tuesday, 04 September 2012
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Yeah, I'm one of those moms...

This Spring, Jeston and I spent a hefty load of cash fixing Emma and Ellie's teeth. Emma has 2 spacers, 2 crowns, and had 2 teeth pulled. Ellie has crowns on all of her top teeth except one in the back and a crown on one bottom tooth. It wasn't their fault, and it wasn't totally my fault. They have always brushed their teeth, but as it turns out, fruit bites, juice, and milk are really bad on the teeth. I didn't know that. I knew they couldn't go to bed with a cup in their mouth, but I didn't realize they shouldn't have juice or milk within 30 minutes of going to sleep. The main issue, however, is that their dad's side of the family gave them weak teeth genes. Anyways, as a result of all of this dental work, my kids have excluded all things sticky from their diet. No gummy candy, no hard candy, no sticky candy, and no fruit bites or fruit roll ups. Also, since Ellie's top front teeth are crowned, she can't bite into hard things, such as apples.We have done an excellent job of avoiding such foods since they had their teeth done. I really doubted them when they gave us those dietary restrictions. What kid can wait until they are twelve years old to eat a gummy bear? But we have done really well. So a few days ago, I caved just one time and I let Ellie have a caramel sucker as long as she promised she would only suck on it. She promised, walked around the side of the garage with her little stick of joy in hand, and came back two seconds later with a little silver tooth in her hand. Ah, come on! One time? Really?? So today we made a trip to the dentist. Lesson learned. We will not just-one-time ever again until she has her adult teeth.
By the way, I totally lied to get the tooth fixed for free. They asked, "What was she doing when it came out?" What kind of idiot would answer that question with "Oh, she was just gnawing on a hard chunk of sticky caramel." Heck no. The answer to that question means the difference between $100 and Free. I'm going with free. "I have no idea, she just walked up and handed it to me." Also, I'm a seasoned mother by now, so on the way up to the dentist I had Ellie rehearse her answer to any question they may ask her once they had her alone: "I don't remember." She made mommy proud and we got the tooth fixed for free. Win.
Then we went to the zoo.
Ellie had a much greater desire to play on the playground than to see the stupid animals, so we spent some time on the zoo playground. There seemed to be some sort of mom convention visiting the zoo today. You know, those moms who carry fully stocked diaper bags, don't sweat when it's hot outside, and speak in those obnoxious sweet-mom-voices. They had taken a break from animal-gazing to let their kids play on the playground. So I was sitting next to one of those irritating super moms just trying to look like I fit in. I made small talk and felt like I was doing a pretty good job, until her kid came up crying.
Okay, her kid was probably a six year old boy (probably home-schooled
), and he was a wimp. I don't blame him; his mom talked to him like he was a baby. So anyway, he came running up to his mom crying. He said, "I bonked my back on the slide and that other kid just laughed at me." I'm thinking, "Oh dear Lord, please don't let that other kid be mine..." His mom said to him, "Oh honey, I'm sure the other kid didn't realize you were hurt." I was glad they were staying gender neutral so it wasn't obvious that it was my kid. Also, I realized she hadn't seen me talk to Ellie yet, so she couldn't link me to the bully that had laughed at her hurt son. So I just sat there quietly. Play it cool, Jenn, no one has to know it was your kid. Just as I was thinking that, I looked up and realized all of the other kids had gone to their parents for lunch, since they were all in that one group, leaving just me on the bench, and just Ellie at the scene of the crime. Guilty. Yes, okay, my sweet, curly haired, four year old girl laughed at your stupid cry baby of a six year old boy. And yes, she did know he was hurt. You did this to your son, lady. Not my problem. Either way, Ellie blew my cover. I'm clearly not a super irritating perfection mom; I'm one of those moms. Honestly, I wouldn't have it any other way.

Do you tend toward perfectionist ways in your parenting, or do you relate more with this Mom?
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I can't believe she blew your cover.
I don't know, part of me gets upset when my son does something like that on the playground but then I'm like "eh". He's a boy, he does get rough sometimes, and I mean...what do you expect to happen on a playground?! If you expect to go and no one get hurt and everyone play nicely then you're delusional. I'm not a perfect mom...I'm not the sweet mom voice mom. Sometimes I wish I were just to fit in with moms around here but let's face it...I suck at pretending to be someone I'm not and I surely won't force my kids to act that way.On another note, if I'm chatting with a mom and her kid runs up and says someone pushed him I usually respond with "oh that was probably my son who did that..." .....probably not the best response.....
I want to know why you'd spend a fortune on a child's baby teeth. I get that teeth hygiene is important, but really? Crowns for baby teeth? I'm not a parent but I wouldn't even think that was necessary if they're going to loose their teeth anyway. On adult teeth, sure, I get that, but I'm not sure why you'd do that to milk teeth? I don't mean it is as a criticism - I'm not a parent or anything, I'm just curious.
We banned soda from kids at home, they can drink on the rare occassions we eat out, but never at home...
I tend to parent away from this type of parenting. What's wrong with being homeschooled? Why the arrogance? I teach my daughter to be nurturing, forgiving, and to love not to laugh, point, and be a bully. I want my child at that playground to go up to the little boy and say are you ok not to point and laugh.
Do to others as you would want done to you......
@rwiedenfeld - I agree with you. Although I totally get feeling imperfect and not a part of the *mommy* crowd.
..Am I the only one..disturbed by the idea that this author was more upset that her daughter "blew her cover" because she laughed at a HURT child, then the fact her daughter, in the authors own words was being a "bully?" Like the child in question, as the author also refers to as a "Cry baby" is only six years old! He fell & hurt himself on the slide..what child wouldn't cry over that? He's a kid & he got hurt..& you don't even know how hurt he was, or if he has a medical condition that caused him more pain when he fell.
I am also disgusted by the idea that this author LIED to the dentist about how her daughter broke her tooth, just so she could get it fixed for free! Uhm, you gave her a candy she wouldn't have ever had..granted, it's understandable that you feel bad for your children having to forgo some of the "finer" kid things in life..but..that's the way the cookie crumbles. You made a mistake & you should have fessed up to it. Not only did you LIE about it to score a free tooth fix, but you had your own DAUGHTER lie for you as well! That's really disgusting IMO. She's four years old & you're teaching her to lie FOR you & in general just get something that YOU screwed up on, fixed for free. Instead of setting a good example for her, by owning up to your mistake.You teach your daughter to lie for you, you called other small children names like "cry baby", look down on other parents for their parenting style [Jealous?] you refer to animals in the zoo as "stupid" [Mature much?] & all around..you're not just a non-"perfect" parent..you're just..not a good parent IMO. Sorry to say..but I am less then impressed by how you're raising your children with this type of a story..but whatever, your kids, your ways.
Ohhh I'm so happy to read this! I'm that mom too! Brooklyn who is 6 has had to have three crowns this year! I always looked at other people kids with full mouths of shiny silver teeth and thought oh that poor kid they don't take care of their kids teeth! WRONG B has ALWAYS brushed and flossed etc... grinding was our culprit! She ground her way through her damn teeth!!
On the other note that boy is a wimp and overly awww are you okays will do that to a kid... ugh
@daydreams_nightmares@xanga - because if you do nothing A) it hurts them and B) that's neglect C) you can permanently screw up their bite if you just go around plucking teeth!
I'm not a perfect mother by any stretch of the imagination. I screw up, I make bad decisions and don't always have the best judgement. I also never strive to be perfect because I'd rather not deal with the disappointment I'll feel when I don't achieve it. I just try everyday to teach my kids right from wrong. I try to instill in them empathy and gratitude. I encourage good manners both at home and away. The list goes on and on. I don't dwell on my mistakes, I make an effort to learn from them. Now, before I sound like a self righteous freak, I'll move on ha ha. I think we all try to do our best when it comes to raising children. None of us have all the answers, and any mom who tells you she is perfect is lying through her teeth (and probably has more imperfections in her life than most people lol).
There were a few things in the OP that I didn't like: First of all, you encouraged your child to lie, and you're proud of that? I don't know about anyone else, but that seriously makes my stomach hurt. Teaching a child that it's okay to lie is only going to lead to confusion and stress for the child (i.e. "You can only lie when I tell you to."), and will come back to bite you in the butt at some point. Second, what does home school have to do with anything? Third, what kind of example are you for your child when you show you're okay with her deliberately being mean to another child? That little boy was upset, and calling him names just makes you, for lack of a better description, immature. Fourth, what right do you have to judge another mother for the way she handles her OWN child? Based on the description of the other moms at the zoo compared to how you described yourself screams jealousy, and I guess the best way we handle jealousy is by cutting others down, even if it's only in our minds.....
I agree with the tooth thing, that was bad parenting.
As for the playground thing, my daughter is not a bully. She didn't point and call him names. He plopped on the ground at the bottom of the slide and she giggled. She's a giggly four year old girl, not a monster.
I'm not defending my parenting. That was the whole point of the story. As a mother, I have imperfect moments and I make mistakes. This was a sarcastic account of a day I had out with my daughter. I just wanted to say that 'bad parent' moments happen and I am okay with that because we are all just learning as we go.
@jenniferamberh - "we are all just learning as we go." I totally agree.
This made me laugh. I hate it when moms talk to their kids like babies. A 3 year old doesn't need to hear "Aww pookie did you get hurt? Mama will kiss it, poor baby!" No wonder every time they fall they come running. Now I am not saying ignore them and say toughen up, but we have to draw the line somewhere.
Also, I love how you wrote a funny post about not being a perfect mom then people attack you for exactly what you were making fun of.
@syringesofglitter_x@xanga - Really? You are going to read about 2 situations from her entire life and have the nerve to judge her and say she is a bad parent? I guess you've never had bad/embarrassing parent moments.
@LondonsMommy I'm sorry..what's "embarrassing" about being PROUD of your child being a bully? What's "embarrassing" about teaching your daughter to lie for you, to get out of paying for something YOU screwed up, by giving your child the item in the first place?
Oh wait, you must mean embarrassing for people like us, to read about & have the "nerve" to actually think what she is doing is acceptable right? Because if not..you have some issues yourself.
There is absolutely nothing "embarrassing" for the mother in this situation, unless of course you're like me & think it's embarrassing [I use that loosely, more like disgusted] that she would teach her child to lie for her, judge others parenting styles in a rude way, call a SIX YEAR OLD CHILD & I quote "A stupid cry baby" What message is that sending to her child?
I'm sorry? Like I don't think it's good parenting to do half of what she said she did & seemed okay with, in this particular story. However, as I stated they're her kids & she will raise them how she wants. As for judging her..what do you really expect when you post on a public forum..people are going to judge you &/or not agree with what you've said.
ya know, it's not like your daughter actually HURT the kid. She just laughed that he was hurt. Most kids laugh when someone gets hurt, or when someone falls down. My almost 3 year old nephew laughs HYSTERICALLY at Spongebob, Tom & Jerry, & Brobee on Yo Gabba Gabba when they cry/fall/do something stupid. If your kid were legitimately the bully and physically hurt them, then I'd step up and apologize and make her apologize too. But obviously the kid had his feelings hurt. I'm sure they weren't really judging you, or at least not too horribly.
Also, I know some grown adults who'd totally lie to get their own stuff for free, so HEY a win is a win!!
I'm sorry, but what a ridiculous post.
No parent is perfect. But some of us manage to hold it together and our kids [mostly] wait until we get home to misbehave. And if they don't, we don't ignore the situation and ridicule the other child. You're obviously not one of these people so feel the need to bitch about the mothers who are. I pity people like you.And what mother lets their 4 year old eat candy and drink juice and eat roll ups and the like on a regular basis?
I'm with @syringesofglitter_x@xanga on this. Just grow up.
rehearsing what to say to the Dentist about what happened to the tooth and flat out lying to the Dentist about what happened???????......then you wonder why your child lies to you???????????.........you just taught them to lie when its convenient.............
First of all you are doing a beautiful job parenting, and all the dental work will pay off in time. My folks got braces for my brother and myself, and I've always appreciated having a nice smile, and teeth that can easily be accessed by floss. I think floss is the key, in many cases. And do what you have to to get the job done without going bankrupt. Don't feel guilty. Maybe your child didn't realize the other little one dealt with physical pain by crying. Start early with empathy, because it will follow her long out of school into the work place. My kids withheld pain from me to the point that they would have strep throat for a week and I wouldn't know they were sick. Somewhere in the middle for empathy and other's pain. I tended to not notice some things because they didn't tell me. When my son broke his arm in the 3rd grade, his older sister had to call me from work to tell me his arm looked funny. So I didn't hurry home, and to this day, I think that kid had to be in horrific pain but not tell me. Or, when he broke his collar bone snowboarding. No intent of showing pain. At least I insisted on pain meds when the kids were sick. And lastly, stay away from the candy. If you don't, your kids will pay a huge price, monetarily, when they are grown. Learn to eat fresh fruit for snacks, and then floss and brush afterwards. For the post that bashed you for lying, I understand it all too well. Our health care system requires a ton of money.
Why are the moms who have it all together irritating?
I can't believe you had your daughter lie to her dentist for you... that's really screwed up... =/ This whole post it seems as if your bragging about being a horrible mother. That's not cool. You basically just robbed a dentist of a crown and you had your daughter in on it.
I don't even bother to try to fit in on the playground. I don't and I am over it. I mean I've worn wedges before. If I thought I could catch my son in heels I swear, I'd wear them on purpose (while carrying the pomeranian in a purse to add to the she must be a bimbo look). I've only ever seen one other mother on the playground that I think I would have liked. All the other mothers were watching in horror b/c we were letting our sons wrestle on the slides when the oldest may have 3 (for the record, I was standing right there and could have caught them at any moment). I get the feeling that even if our boys were older, pre-teens, these mothers would have been horrorfied that we didn't say "ZOMGZ you'll break you necks and your eyes will pop out." I was too shy to ask if she would be my mommy friend. I really wish I would have.
@syringesofglitter_x@xanga - I'm with you on this one. We all have bad parenting moments, but how many of us think they're funny? Maybe I'm just harder on myself than others are when they make mistakes, but I don't think I would want to glorify any of my less-than-proud moments. I'm not embarrassed by them, but I'd rather focus on the good things I do as opposed to my slip ups. In my opinion, the only good things I got out of this post was the author was brave enough to post it knowing there might be people who disagree with her and I commend her for wanting to take good care of her childrens' mouths. A mouth full of silver now will most likely yield beautiful smiles later. If the OP was meant to be sarcastic, I sure missed the memo....
@rachmorgan01 I agree. We all have had that moment where our child does or says something that leaves you going "Oh my! did he/she really just say/do that?!" & you feel embarrassed or you wonder where you went "wrong" in your parenting style. I don't mean to sound like such a bitch about this post, but I feel if the author was a little less proud of what she did & said something like "I shouldn't have lied to the dentist & had my child go along with it" you know, admit that she made a mistake, instead of acting like that was a cool thing to do, & had she not referred to a six year old child as a "stupid crybaby" while trying not to have her "cover blown" my outlook on this post would have been entirely different. I just got the sense that she was proud of her behaviors & that of her child - which in this case isn't something you teach/be proud of -- your child lying or try to "hide" from when your child accidentally or purposefully bullies another child & you certainly never refer to a hurt child as a "stupid crybaby."
Hopefully the author takes away from what I said & realizes that I am not trying to be a bitch, but just not sugar coating the flaws I saw in this story. It's one story out of a thousands I am sure she has.
@Erika_Steele@xanga - I'm right there with you concerning the whole "not fitting in" thing. I'm the mom at the playground with a messy ponytail, possibly smeared mascara and wearing jeans, a t-shirt, and sneakers. I don't care if the other moms look like they just stepped off a cover of a magazine because it's their choice to look that way. I just wish they'd be less judgemental of those of us who are less put together.....