Friday, 15 June 2012
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10 Things I Learned About Being a Mom
Here are some things that I learned about being a mother:1. You sleep when kids say you can sleep.
2. "What's mine is mine and what's yours is mine."
3. Your children walking in on you is more embarrassing than your parents walking in on you.
4. There is no miracle cream for stretch marks.
5. Siblings are canvases, and punching bags.
6. Your parenting skills are open to critique.
7. No, the laundry really never ends.
8. This look = automatic leniency
9. It's not better until it's kissed and covered with a Spongebob Band-aid.
10. Seeing this gives me the best feeling ever.
(Isaak)
(Aidan)
(Odelia)
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i think i'd be more embarrassed if my parents walked in on us. hahaha
lol @ the kids and the marker.
I can't wait for those ages, but I LOVE Diana's age right now. My husband is trying to explain something about our computer to the nurse and Diana's yelling over top of him. I have learned number 2 time and time again. It's no longer MY cell phone, no longer Matt's hat, it's no longer my bottle of water all that stuff is hers. lol
Number 1. One of life's great frustrations.
Love this.
@grizzlybearr@xanga - No way. Worst story ever? When my daughter was 3 she walked in on us. It was like 2am and we were really in the moment and all of the sudden we hear her little voice, "Mommy, what's Daddy doing to you with his pee pee?"
My husband said "oh. my. god." While throwing himself off me and over the edge of the bed and onto the floor.
"He's not doing anything honey. Why are you awake? Did you have a bad dream, do you need help with something?" Distract divert. Distract divert!!!
So embarrassing. LOL! Thank goodness she was so young she doesn't seem to remember.
@sarahsmurfette@xanga - oh my gosh!!!!!!! i probably would be embarrassed in that scenario hahahah.
we got sort of busted once. but we were missionary with the lights off and the covers all the way over us....just in case. we heard the door knob turn so it wasn't a SURPRISE!!! HI MOM AND DAD! sort of moment. we were well covered and he probably thought we were play wrestling, he didn't ask questions lol@grizzlybearr@xanga - LOL! We should make a post and get parents to write their busted-by-the-kids stories. I'd laugh all day long, personally. You're lucky your son didn't ask questions, it's pretty hard to think on the fly in that moment.
@sarahsmurfette@xanga - Bwahahahahahahahahaha!!!! Oh wow! Major kudos to your husband if he was able to finish after all that!!! hhahahaha
@sarahsmurfette@xanga - Oh my goodness, I laughed out loud! For us the most embarrassing moment, our son sleeps in a room attached to ours by a door. We only do things when he's asleep, and his door is shut. But I guess one night he was awake. We live together with another family and I come into the kitchen to hear my 3 year old saying "Tia Jessie, last night mommy was 'uhhhh, uhhhh' (makes breathy sex noises), but don't worry, she's okay now!"
Awkward and terrible! We triple check that he's really asleep now!
Awww. This is cute.
I love this! I have a few to add to the list:
11. Bathroom privacy is a thing of the past
12. All surfaces within reach are sticky
13. If you're eating it, chances are, they're going to want some too
Some of you guys' comments made my husband and I hit the floor! I think it's worse when the kids walk in on you simply because if it's an adult, they know what's going on, you don't have to "explain" anything. LoL! No, "uh, well, honey, when two people love each other very much..." or as my husband would tell them, "Daddy was just showing mommy some self-defense techniques".
Everything right on the head. I love this.
@rachmorgan01 - Oh! 13! exactly!
I have to fix triple what i think i can eat when i'm fixing my place because i MIGHT get one out of every 3rd or fourth bite. My children eat really weird stuff because I eat really weird stuff. It's funny, really.