Wednesday, 25 May 2011
C'mon people! Are so many people so stupid? Can you not tell when a woman is posing post-partum for you?! Can you not tell the difference between a woman who "doesn't care about herself" and a woman who just had a baby??
Note: The dark line from her belly button to her underwear. Pregnancy!!
Note: The "front butt", where her abdominal muscles have split before the baby was born. Pregnancy!!
Note: Big boobs and smallish shoulders not typical of a "plus-size" or "big girl." Pregnancy!!
Guess what?? Plenty of small ladies will look like this for at least some part of her life.
Guess what?? It has nothing to do with how much you care about yourself or whether you eat like a fatty or anything else.
Guess what?? The only way to fix the "front butt" is surgery!!
All by way of saying, man I'm glad as hell I had my recent tummy tuck. Now I look like a skinny chick and all the shallow guys will be into me again! Yay!
And also by way of saying, it's all fine and good to say you prefer skinny chicks to fat chicks (however off-putting to some of us "chicks"). But whatever will you do when you promise to love and cherish that skinny chick for the rest of your life and she pops out a few kidlets and looks like Lady #3?
Because I'm pretty sure everyone would agree that ditching your post-partum wife because she's not skinny enough is about as shallow as you can get.