Sunday, 13 February 2011
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Naughtiness That Makes Us Laugh
There have been many times in my 17 years as a mother that my kids have been downright naughty. My reaction ranges from rage to disappointment to cool, calm and collected correction.From time to time, particularly when they are toddlers, kids do things that are incredibly naughty or just plain messy. And the aftermath is so horrible that you just can't help but laugh to keep your sanity over the mess you're going to have to pick up. OR it's such a disaster that you just want to take a picture to remember the moment, hopefully to show it to your kids later and laugh about it.
So, moms, please tell us about a memorable naughty incident that was so horrific, you couldn't help but break into laughter!
The most memorable in my book...well there are two and, interestingly enough, it was the same child. The first was a few moments in time when I left my then two year old son alone in his room and he got into the markers and colored his arms and legs all blue and red. He was wearing nothing but a diaper and it looked like a giant scribbled tattoo all over his body.
The second was again, him being unmonitored for a few short minutes and he emptied an entire Kleenex box all over the kitchen floor, one sheet at a time. The moment I walked it, he hurriedly started trying to stuff them all back in the box! I about busted a gut laughing! His panic was hilarious! I'm pretty sure I took a picture, too, to commemorate the moment.
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Once, when I was very very young, I got the idea to make my Mom breakfast. I was probably three so only really managed to make a gigantic mess XD Eggs broken all over the place, milk spilled, flour Everywhere!
Hannah got into my makeup bag. I had to share on Mamaroo as well: http://www.momaroo.com/735187430/mascara-massacre/
Too funny!There's actually a blog called http://www.shitmykidsruined.com/. It's amazing, and yet another reason why I'm waiting a LONG time before having kids hahaha
I poked my dad in the nose as he was sleeping. He woke up with a bloody nostril.
For some reason when I was little I thought taking rocks from the driveway and putting them in the toilet was great fun...
My sister when she was little tried to stuff a PB&J sandwich into the CD-Rom drive of a computer.
I'm much older than my brother, so when he was little I remember he took the entire container of sugar and just dumped it EVERYWHERE in the kitchen. It was like a winter wonderland in there, lol.My little brother took my brand new, most expensive nail polish and painted his diaper only-naked body...while on the couch. He started with his arm pits then his belly and we had a blue smurf on our hands as he carefully painted each stroke. Not to mention the couch, also fairly new. Thankfully, there was blue specks in the fabric so it didn't stick out too bad. I was so angry, but thought it was hilarious that he painted his armpits first!
The next week, he shaved his arm. Not the pit, the forearm. Yeah...haha
My brother put a root beer in the ceiling fan with it on...in his words "I wanted to see what would happen" (he was 13).
My son is 4, and we've had our moments...but none have stood out as much as the things my brother's have done.
My oldest,while still learning to eat like a 'big kid', was having lasagna with me one night and as I was going to clean up his floor mess he thought it would be funny to drop a HUGE piece of lasagna on my head. When I looked up at him and all his saucy innocence all I could do was laugh hysterically.
The other night he also thought it would be the funniest thing in the world to pee on my living room floor. At now two and a half years old he squatted down and peed. All I could do was laugh because the look on his face,the triumph on his face, was too stinking funny to be mad!
once when I was a baby, I took my brother with me and we climbed on top of the washer with honey and some bug spray. I mixed it together and both of us ate it. needless to say, my mom freaked out, but we were okay in a few days :) I still find it hilarious, and it definitely seems like something I'd do... it's nice to know that I was just as wacko as a baby as I am now, hahaha.
My daughter decided to bathe herself in desitin. I come out of the bedrom and my husband is trying his hardest to scrub down my 18month old, who has turned white! It was so cute yet so nervewrecking!!!
I got one for you guys that just happened over the weekend. Our 2yr 3mo old ( and very tall) son somehow managed to swipe his mother's wedding ring and both accompanying bands from her nightstand Saturday afternoon, and then proceeded to lose them in the backyard while playing a short while later.... by the time mom noticed that the rings were missing it was already Saturday night. We looked for them but turned up nothing.
Sunday morning we asked him if he had seem mommy's rings. "I play outside with mommy's pretties" was the response we recieved.
We both almost died. We couldnt get him to show us where he had "played" with them, so needless to say I was outside with a metal detector canvasing the grounds all day yesterday....but I finally found them. 
Surprisingly, my 3 year old has yet to do anything noteworthy, but I do have a friend whose daughter once dumped out an entire economy sized bottle of baby oil all over the bathroom floor. I don't even want to think about cleaning that up!
So funny to read!
lmao oh I love that someone posted a blog for this!
here's mine: I left my daughter (I think she was just under a year at the time) alone in the living room while I went to the bathroom - I was gone for MAYBE 2 minutes, tops - and came back to her sitting in a puddle of Coke Zero, holding the soda can upside down. I said something along the lines of, "F#@% what are you doing?!" and she just smiled, waved, and proceeded to splash in the puddle she'd made. I HAD to laugh, it was too cute, and besides I should've known better than to leave a can of soda within her reach...
haha, oh and I have my own Hall-of-Fame-worthy tale too: when my cousin and I were about 4 years old, we got into the hall closet at my aunt's house and found an iron, so of course the only logical thing to do was iron the carpet! We plugged it in, let it heat up, then hisssssssssssss one perfect imprint of the iron all the way to the hardwood floor, hisssssssssss and another....hisssssssssss and another. I don't remember what happened after we did it, but I do remember those marks being there until they moved out. I'm really surprised we didn't, a) burn ourselves, or b) burn down the house. I know my mom has pictures of it somewhere, I wish I knew where.
omgsh! i love all these comments ! :) !!
Apparently, when my brother was a toddler, my grandpa had a ton of fishing hooks on the dining room table. The adults left the room for about five minutes, and when they came back, my brother had taken every hook and put it on his clothing, somehow managing not to stick himself. He was covered in them!
When I was little my dad was ment to be watching me and he ha fallen asleep, so I covered him and my doll in vasiline. My mum got in just as I was washing my doll in the sink trying to get it all off. Dad still tells this story to now even though I am 19years old, and claims it took him an hour in the shower to get all the vasiline out of his ears! x
Haha these are great stories! Excellent reminders of why I only have two dogs at the moment though.
When I was about 3, my mom took me with her on a church trip and we shared a hotel room with some other women from the church. I decided I wasn't fancy enough for church yet, so I stole a bottle of red nail polish from one of the other women and took it under the covers to try and paint my nails. Needless to say, things did not end well. My dress and blankie went in the trash, and I'm sure the hotel sheets probably did too. We didn't take any more church trips for several years after that lol.My three year old niece and my brother were watching Dora the Explorer together. Dora is walking along and she comes across a cow which started to meow. My Niece looked up at my brother with a very knowing look, and sweetly asked him:
"What the Fuck is wrong with that cow?"
He had the most difficult time deciding whether he should laugh or scold her for using a swear word.
my brother put the remote control in water and adding salt in it.
When I was little, my mom had a hard time potty training me, so I apparently went pantsless around the house. In that state, I somehow got into the cabinet, pulled out the bag of flour, brought it into my living room and proceeded to dump the entire bag all over the table, carpet, and my stuffed animals. Oh, and my completely naked bottom half. Lol. I have no idea what I was thinking. Must have been fun!
And another one. It actually happened just a few weeks ago. My 7 year old cousin was doing her homework with me after school (I pick her up once or twice a week) and she was saying something about a kid at school calling people "curse names". She then proceeded to tell me, (something I already knew), that her daddy uses those words when he talks about people he gets calls from. She went on to say, "And one time, he said someone was a dick." Now, my boyfriend was also with me at the time, and I had no idea how to react to that. My jaw dropped and I looked at him. After seeing a similar look on his face, I immediatly chimed in, "You shouldn't say that word! That's a bad word!" And she looked at me funny and said, "No! I said dick!" As if she thought I heard her say a different "bad word." And at this point I was completely in shock and I told her she should never repeat anything she isn't sure of when her daddy says it. I then completely changed the topic, but the rest of the day I just couldn't wrap my head around a 7 year old hearing that word from her own dad. It was awkward!
xX Ame ~*~ Hana Xx