Texts from an Asian Mother #2.
It gets more embarrassing each time. If you missed the first one, come hither
. Then proceed to watch my mother send texts that would make your drunk father feel ashamed.Mom
: do you want cookies ??Me
: no, Im fineMom
(2 hours later)Mom
: Do you want a cupcake?
: go figuredMe
: You mean "go figure"?
: great!! save mE a trip to FedEx!
: The banana is very ripe ..... gotta keep it fresh in the tummy
: wear your rain gearMe
: yeah yeahMom
: Avoid getting soak and wet and catch pneumonia .....Me
: haven't you learned yet ??
: Are you still sick?Me
: hopefully .... you've got mE losing sleep for the past several days ..... NO more sleepless nites, pleaseMe
: Uh huh... bye.Mom
: did you need to take any dose of medication ??Me
: no. bye!Mom
: drink hot tea .... good for your throat Me
: K, going to work. Bye!
: I've gotta go to Costco for food shopping with him (her brother) on WednesdayMe
: Help him prepare food on Thursday and Friday and help him consume the food on SaturdayMe
: sounds good.Mom
: I'm a busy gal this week. All booked up.
: K, gotta go.Mom
: Hope you know what you're doing ??!
: you better muffle your cough and quietly blow your trumpet when you get sick againMe
: yah yahMom
: dun yah yah mE .... when you're sick, we all have to suffer w/u.Me
: uh huh.Mom
: dada & I worry so much and we can't even sleep well. so take care of yourself is like taking care of me and dada...pls dun mistreat usMe
: Uh huh.
: you should really plan your personal life style according to your work schedules ..... weekend might be more suitable ......
: he's not young like you, can bounce right back to work
: run out of tissue yet from blowing your trumpetMe
: soon you would have to use your sleeves. or xerox paper
: you party animal !!! drank a little too much on Wed ??Me
: a little...Mom
: you've gotta know your limits, kid. Me
: yea yea
: it's like an oven out there ~Phew~
: how's your throat ??? you had a little sniffle yesterdayMe
: im better nowMom
: still blowing your trumpet
: Going out for lunch tomorrow.Mom
: Aye aye sir.
: oh, ok you're off the hook
: yummy dim sum ??Me
: Dada risked getting a double park ticket to please your tummy
: Can you withdraw $600 from my account when you go to the bank later?Mom
(3 hours later)Mom
: I robbed the bank for you.Me
: I've gotta go ppppp first
: still in the party state of mind ??Me
: ready to attack the day / week ??Me
: k, stay COOL !!
Mom sends me a Facebook message. The ultimate horror.
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