Texts from an Asian Mother #2.
It gets more embarrassing each time. If you missed the first one,
come hither. Then proceed to watch my mother send texts that would make your drunk father feel ashamed.
Mom: do you want cookies ??
Me: no, Im fine
Mom: bagel??
Me: na
Mom: Orange?
Me: ...
(2 hours later)
Mom: Do you want a cupcake?
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Mom: go figured
Me: You mean "go figure"?
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Mom: great!! save mE a trip to FedEx!
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Mom: The banana is very ripe ..... gotta keep it fresh in the tummy
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Mom: wear your rain gear
Me: yeah yeah
Mom: Avoid getting soak and wet and catch pneumonia .....
Me: yeahhhh
Mom: haven't you learned yet ??
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Mom: Are you still sick?
Me: No.
Mom: hopefully .... you've got mE losing sleep for the past several days ..... NO more sleepless nites, please
Me: Uh huh... bye.
Mom: did you need to take any dose of medication ??
Me: no. bye!
Mom: drink hot tea .... good for your throat
Me: K, going to work. Bye!
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Mom: I've gotta go to Costco for food shopping with him (her brother) on Wednesday
Me: okay
Mom: Help him prepare food on Thursday and Friday and help him consume the food on Saturday
Me: sounds good.
Mom: I'm a busy gal this week. All booked up.
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Me: K, gotta go.
Mom: Laterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
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Mom: Hope you know what you're doing ??!
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Mom: you better muffle your cough and quietly blow your trumpet when you get sick again
Me: yah yah
Mom: dun yah yah mE .... when you're sick, we all have to suffer w/u.
Me: uh huh.
Mom: dada & I worry so much and we can't even sleep well. so take care of yourself is like taking care of me and dada...pls dun mistreat us
Me: Uh huh.
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Mom: you should really plan your personal life style according to your work schedules ..... weekend might be more suitable ......
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Mom: he's not young like you, can bounce right back to work
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Mom: run out of tissue yet from blowing your trumpet
Me: nope
Mom: soon you would have to use your sleeves. or xerox paper
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Mom: you party animal !!! drank a little too much on Wed ??
Me: a little...
Mom: you've gotta know your limits, kid.
Me: yea yea
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Mom: it's like an oven out there ~Phew~
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Mom: how's your throat ??? you had a little sniffle yesterday
Me: im better now
Mom: still blowing your trumpet
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Me: Going out for lunch tomorrow.
Mom: Aye aye sir.
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Mom: oh, ok you're off the hook
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Mom: yummy dim sum ??
Me: yah
Mom: Dada risked getting a double park ticket to please your tummy
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Me: Can you withdraw $600 from my account when you go to the bank later?
Mom: Okay.
(3 hours later)
Mom: I robbed the bank for you.
Me: Thanks...
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Mom: I've gotta go ppppp first
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Mom: still in the party state of mind ??
Me: nope.
Mom: ready to attack the day / week ??
Me: yep.
Mom: k, stay COOL !!
Mom sends me a Facebook message. The ultimate horror.
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Comments (95)
HAHAHAHAHA I loved these! omg she's so cute!
your mum's really caring :)
honestly speaking, your replies are kindof short tat they dont seems that sincere.i dont find the messages embarrassing either. She's cool!
I was surprised her grammar is so good.
My mom's texts are hilarious because she just doesn't get english grammar. And doesn't know how to use spaces in her text so everything is just one long word.
i think she just wants to have a nice talk with you :]
Man...you gotta keep this going, post more!
Seriously...I'm trying to study at school..i really shouldn't have read this..I think I annoyed everyone around me with my laughing.
LOL "I robbed the bank".
And love how she calls your noes a trumpet. xD wtf.
HAHA i know man. I'm right there with you. I love my mom's grammatically incorrect texts. I think they're hilarious(:
rude. take the cupcake.
she kinda sounds like a smartass mom. I like eet :3
be sure to stop blowing your trumpet though :p
@thatfatass@xanga - I CAN'T! TOO FAT!
your mom sounds cool. she robs banks for you.
She's hysterical!! Love it!
@CaKaLusa@xanga - nah!!! i bet you aaren't, haha. :D cupcakes rule.
I was dying over the blowing your trumpet thing lol
Recently my mom posted on my Facebook "YOURE SUPPOSED TO BE DRIVING, NOT TEXTING ABOUT MINIONS". When I asked what the hell she was talking about, she never answered.
Then whenever she wants me to call her back, instead of leaving a voicemail like a normal person, she puts "CALL YOUR MOTHER" on my wall.
This was after she friend requested my boyfriend, his mom, and all my friends.
Yeah.
My Asian mom has absolutely no clue how to text... but she, unfortunately, loooooves her some Facebook. And this sounds just like her but with better English. :)
i was engaged a little while back to a korean guy, his mom moved to the us when she was younger, but she was awesomely awesome. We still joke that asian moms are scary.
Aw... sounds like good advice to me, if naggy. But that's a mom's job isn't it? To nag you until you have your life in order, and then nag some more. =)
awwwwww thats so sweet! :)
LOL. Man, this was funny!
your mom is beyond awesome.
"Mom: Dada risked getting a double park ticket to please your tummy"
I lol'd SO hard. Your mom sounds so cute. I'll trade you.