Texts from an Asian Mother #2.
It gets more embarrassing each time. If you missed the first one,
come hither. Then proceed to watch my mother send texts that would make your drunk father feel ashamed.
Mom: do you want cookies ??
Me: no, Im fine
Mom: bagel??
Me: na
Mom: Orange?
Me: ...
(2 hours later)
Mom: Do you want a cupcake?
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Mom: go figured
Me: You mean "go figure"?
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Mom: great!! save mE a trip to FedEx!
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Mom: The banana is very ripe ..... gotta keep it fresh in the tummy
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Mom: wear your rain gear
Me: yeah yeah
Mom: Avoid getting soak and wet and catch pneumonia .....
Me: yeahhhh
Mom: haven't you learned yet ??
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Mom: Are you still sick?
Me: No.
Mom: hopefully .... you've got mE losing sleep for the past several days ..... NO more sleepless nites, please
Me: Uh huh... bye.
Mom: did you need to take any dose of medication ??
Me: no. bye!
Mom: drink hot tea .... good for your throat
Me: K, going to work. Bye!
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Mom: I've gotta go to Costco for food shopping with him (her brother) on Wednesday
Me: okay
Mom: Help him prepare food on Thursday and Friday and help him consume the food on Saturday
Me: sounds good.
Mom: I'm a busy gal this week. All booked up.
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Me: K, gotta go.
Mom: Laterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
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Mom: Hope you know what you're doing ??!
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Mom: you better muffle your cough and quietly blow your trumpet when you get sick again
Me: yah yah
Mom: dun yah yah mE .... when you're sick, we all have to suffer w/u.
Me: uh huh.
Mom: dada & I worry so much and we can't even sleep well. so take care of yourself is like taking care of me and dada...pls dun mistreat us
Me: Uh huh.
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Mom: you should really plan your personal life style according to your work schedules ..... weekend might be more suitable ......
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Mom: he's not young like you, can bounce right back to work
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Mom: run out of tissue yet from blowing your trumpet
Me: nope
Mom: soon you would have to use your sleeves. or xerox paper
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Mom: you party animal !!! drank a little too much on Wed ??
Me: a little...
Mom: you've gotta know your limits, kid.
Me: yea yea
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Mom: it's like an oven out there ~Phew~
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Mom: how's your throat ??? you had a little sniffle yesterday
Me: im better now
Mom: still blowing your trumpet
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Me: Going out for lunch tomorrow.
Mom: Aye aye sir.
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Mom: oh, ok you're off the hook
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Mom: yummy dim sum ??
Me: yah
Mom: Dada risked getting a double park ticket to please your tummy
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Me: Can you withdraw $600 from my account when you go to the bank later?
Mom: Okay.
(3 hours later)
Mom: I robbed the bank for you.
Me: Thanks...
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Mom: I've gotta go ppppp first
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Mom: still in the party state of mind ??
Me: nope.
Mom: ready to attack the day / week ??
Me: yep.
Mom: k, stay COOL !!
Mom sends me a Facebook message. The ultimate horror.
Do you get random/embarrassing texts from your parents? Share some of yours!
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Comments (95)
this are hilariously cute :D
aww. be nicer to your mom! she sounds adorable.
I about peed my pants at the robbing the bank for you. Too funny!
I understand how you feel. My mother is Asian. Luckily, she doesn't know how to text or anything, but she does have a loud voice and makes embarrassing comments. O.o
I love reading these texts from your mom, they're too funny,
That is just too funny. I have a friend who has an asian mother just like yours. She's adorable.
i'm happy that my attempt to teach my mom how to text has failed. :)
she sounds like a good mother.
she's hilarious! "The banana is very ripe ..... gotta keep it fresh in the tummy" haha.
Aw your mom is so wonderful. I love her texts to you! :)
She sounds ridiculous
...ly awesome. : )
No. She tells me those things in person or over the phone.
Your mom is awesome. >_>;
Wow, this is like reading texts from my mom. Me and my sister forward each other texts from her and copy and paste IMs from her all the time.
Lmao. I love these.
this is too cute! be nice.
my mom texts me in viet. and it's always the same text. "where are you? are you home yet?"
i'd like to laugh at my mom's texts.
i think you should be a little more thankful for a mom who loves you so much.
do you know how many children there are sitting in fostercare that would switch with you in an instant?
(sorry, I am uber sensitive right now. I am sure you do love your mom. But maybe... you should show it a little more in these texts, like i am sure you do every day)
My mom doesn't even know how to check her voicemail, let alone text.
hahaha your mom sounds adorable!
my mom also sends unintentionally hilarious texts and IMs to me all the time-thank god she isn't on facebook though.I love it when my mom texts me. Even just the simple little texts. I even love it when she writes on my facebook. You should be more appreciative of your mother, not so embarressed. There are children out there who don't even have mothers.
lol the funniest one is when she said she robbed the bank for you.
Glad my biological mother is no good with technology!!
Haha I'm glad to see the sequel to your first entry ;)
Luckily still, my mom and stepdad don't text, only my dad.
My half sister had been born and I bought her a stuffed animal:
Him: Thank you for the beautiful lion!
Me:....Dad, that's a giraffe.
Him: Oh, you are right!
Oh, dad.
She's funny =)
be nicer, learn to laugh with her
after all .. she is your mom
i loved the heck out of this post.
Mom: dun yah yah mE .... when you're sick, we all have to suffer w/u. xD