Saturday, 13 March 2010

• The Famous Women My Two Year Old Son Loves

  My little guy loves women.  He loves making flirty eyes and saying, "Hi, Cutey Face."  The cutey face line gets all the women giggling.  It even works on men.  John isn't too interested in men, but even grown men try to flirt with my guy.  He is already a man's man.
  
  John has had a crush on a few women for a while.  I think his favorite is Halle Berry.  She gets two pictures.
  

  
  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  Beyonce used to be his favorite until he saw Halle.
  

  
  

  I think he likes Halle's style better. He's kind of metrosexual.  He has good taste in clothes and by good taste I mean he and I agree on what clothes look good (with the exception of Ed Hardy style prints, but he is two so I let it slide)..
  
  Christie Turlington is another one of his favorites, but he doesn't know her name.  He knows Halle's name.
  

  
  

  I don't get this one....
  

  
  
  

  apparently she has an internet following.  There are chat rooms devoted to Progressive Lady crushes.  Please explain the appeal to me. She is cute. Is it her personality? John loves this woman.
  
  His last crush is Jennifer Hudson. 
  

  
  

  I know it's her boobs.  He wants her boobs.  He likes her singing voice.  Her boobs will  make him watch the video.
  
  I get the feeling if you were to take Jennifer's boobs and transplant them on the Progressive Lady, the Progressive Lady would beat Christie Turlington for sure, and maybe even Beyonce.  I don't think anyone could top Halle Berry in John's eyes, but maybe she could.  Someone is going to have to explain the appeal of the Progressive Lady to me.
  
  Do your kids have any celebrity crushes? Who did you crush on when you were a child?
  

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