Sunday, 15 November 2009

  • My Baby Son the Comedian


    Oh, Spencer. You slay me sometimes.

    I thought I'd share with you, dear devout readers, a little tidbit from my daily life:

    At ten months old, my son is a three meal per day baby (with bottles at meals and between meals). Since he was eight months old, he's had a bottle AND a jar of baby food for breakfast. Yesterday and today he has decided he'd rather not eat the baby food, and has opted for finishing his bottle (something he doesn't usually do). After tasting the stuff hundreds upon hundreds of times, I cannot fathom why he'd prefer sickly sweet and wheaty tasting formula to something as awesome as a blueberry/ raspberry baby smoothie- but that's just Spencer. This week, anyways.

    Ok, Spencer waves bye-bye. Spencer does not yet know the word "no". There is a reason for this- I rarely ever use it around him because I don't want him to pick it up. If he's doing something I don't want him to do, I say, "Don't do that", "please stop", or "I think we've had enough of that". If he keeps it up, I usually say, "All done" and use the ASL sign for it, and take whatever it is away from him. Seems to be working.

    At breakfast, yesterday and today, Spencer takes one bite of his food, looks at me, and makes a face that makes ME think I've just fed him something that is either a) poisoned, or b) rotten. I taste it again to make sure I haven't given him something lethal. Delicious; as usual.

    Upon trying to insert second spoonful into aforementioned baby's mouth, Spencer looks me dead in the eyes, says, "all done" and then proceeds to wave bye-bye. As in: "she usually leaves when I do this... maybe she'll get the hint and shove off".

    Personally, I take this as a sign of his brilliance and his mad awesome communication skills.

    My mother just says he has an attitude. Psh.

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