Thursday, 11 June 2009
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Featured Comments: Hilarious Child Stories
Last week we put up a post called "I Have Boobies!" Yelled My Son. It was quite a hilarious story told by a Momaroo reader in which her son mistakenly called his boo boos, "boobies." The comments that came in from other Momaroo readers about their own children really gave us a chuckle and we'd like to share them with you in the list we compiled below. We thank all the moms and readers who shared their stories.
Enjoy:A___Beautiful___Disaster@xanga - Well, my daughter pronounced her 't's as 'f' until she was four which led to some embarrassing moments when discussing Daddy's truck.
madna@xanga - my mom used to make us pancakes on the weekends and my little brothers and I would get super excited. One morning the youngest asked "mommy, are you making panty cakes for breakfast?" She just laughed and said yes. It wasn't until he was a few years older that he started saying it correctly.
averyswife@xanga - My daughter loves talking about her feet and shoes and socks. So she says a combination of those words when she sees someone's feet. So she runs around yelling "sh*t" "sh*t"!!
(She's 18 months.)lauraxme@xanga - when my son was just past 2, he pointed to a topless girls ad in the newspaper and yelled Boobies. I called in to a comment line complaining about the ad, which everybody was like: should a child around 2 know about boobies (bad parent I am). which I replied: I breastfed my son til he was 1 1/2, he knows more about boobies and what they're for than any of you do! everybody reading paper got a kick out of all of it and an artist even made a very funny cute cartoon picture out of it.
Erika_Steele@xanga - my son calls all animals with two legs monkeys, all animals with 4 legs kitties, and birds birds but only if they are shown flying.
FallenReign@xanga - Once, my little brother was half asleep on my mom's friend's lap, with his head on her chest, and he just randomly said, "Looks like pillow!" Everyone laughed and thought he was talking about her boobs until he pointed to her necklace and said, "Pillow!"
mamagiraffe - My five year old daughter can sing every single word of The Star Spangled Banner perfectly, except for the word "ramparts". Instead she sings, "o'er the manparts we watched were so gallantly streaming". It's hilarious!
pillowpixies@xanga - The other day my baby cousin wrapped her arms around my aunts dog (Who's named Cutie) and she yelled, "I love cooties!"
MangoWOW@xanga - My younger nephew used to say the word shit when he meant shirt. The first time I heard him say that my neck almost snapped from my turning to stare at him so fast. I thought we was trying to go off on me and learned cuss words from his dad or something. lol
kkraziemoonn@xanga - my two year (three in august!) old says * mommy gots boobs. my boobs all gone*
lilbit@xanga - My son...SIGH, well we had the 'f' for 't' reversal going on for awhile. When he says the pledge of allegiance he does so well till the end "with liberty and justice frog" instead of "for all". Her refers to boobs as capambulums Pronounced (Kah-pam-buh-lims). It's so embarassing. He yells it to everyone when we are in a store. Everytime! No one knows what it means but I swear I turn 5 shades of red.
Viola_F@xanga - my little brother asked my mum why women's breasts are on the front not the back once in the busiest street in our town. everyone turned around....
shondadiane@xanga - My little brother used to say "Brefixt" instead of "Breakfast"....."Prensils" instead of "Pretzels"......I used to call the ruffles on my socks "scarfles"...the orange leaves in the trees in the fall meant that there were "cheeseballs in the trees"....
If you have more stories to share, we'd love to hear them!
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My daughter must have been hanging around my high school age nephews too much - she tells 'your mom' jokes with the best of them. It's hilarious when we say "Marley stop being so silly!" and she says "Your mom is silly!"
She was also trying to put some stuff away and couldn't get it all to fit and was muttering under her breath. I asked her what she had said and she said "Marley said WHAT THE HELL!" It cracked me up!
We are in so much trouble when she goes to school!
Hahahaha. Those are funny. One time my nephew when he was 2 walked in on my sister and she was on her period. He freaked out and asked what it was and she said she had an owie and that the pads were bandaids. So next time they went to the store he saw a pack of pads and yelled "HEY MOM! DO YOU NEED ANYMORE OF THESE BANDAIDS FOR YOUR OWIE?" while pointing at the pads.
These are some of my child stories, from when I was little. I'm only 14, so I don't have any stories to tell of my own children yet. But I guess they got big laughs from my family, so maybe they'll instill the same in you. (:
Ahhh, when I was little, I hid when I needed my diaper changed. One time I ran into my grandmother's walk in closet, stood with my head against the dresser, and waited. When someone came in, they immediately said "Ooooo.. I know what you did! You pooped your pants!" To this, my response, as a two year old little girl, was looking up, swiveling my head around the room, and practically singing ".. This is a nice little room." Anything to get out of changing, eh ?
Another story; I was a Beauty & The Beast ADDICT. If I was watching that movie, and you interrupted, I would scream and kick and yell and then I'd bite you. (Surprisingly, this was the only time I threw tantrums..) Anyways, my mother took me to a live performance of it when I was four, and by then I knew ALL the words, and I was just sitting up there on my mom's shoulders, saying all the lines to myself. The part came up when Belle was trying to clean out the Beasts' wolf wound, and he screams in agony. Belle responds "If you just hold still it wouldn't hurt as much!" But me... being, well, me, yelled out the line before the actress did, only in my own way. With my childish voice I yelled "If you just hold till' it wuddn't hurt any much!" and pretty much everyone in the auditorium heard me. Needless to say, they all started laughing..
My third story is of me, at the age of around 5 or 6, at the Edmonds.. festival for somethin'. There were a lot of booth's selling different things, and we walked by the soap booth. My grandmother leaned down towards me, and whispered "Do you want to get some soap for your underwear droor?" (I had just discovered that little trick..) Defiantly, I looked over, and at the exact same moment the entire place seemed to go silent, I basically yelled "BUT MY UNDERWEAR ALREADY DOES SMELL GOOD!" I swear the girl at the soap booth choked on her own saliva, she was laughing SO hard.
My final story is of me, again, at the age of four. I used to sit and watch my family play card games all night, until it was bed time. I had my own tall orange stool so I could see onto the table, and know what was going on. One night I decided to sit on the top of the back of the chair, if that makes sense. For fear of me falling, my grandmother said "Now Katelyn, Lloyd (refferring to my great grandfather) sits in his chair. Why can't you?" and I responded with ".. But Lloyd doesn't sit on the potty. Why should I ?." & again, the laughing stalk. (.. or is it stock? again, only 14 here. Hah. )
This is really hilarious story of children. And in additional, I want to share something to you. Did you know the Josh Opperman story? In where he spent thousand of engagement ring for a marriage but finding himself in an empty home? That is the time when he started I Do Now I Don't. I Do Now I Don't has been on Good Morning America, and it can help pay back the personal loans used
on commitment to a parasite.
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When my son was about 2, we went out to eat at a nice restaurant for Mother's Day. We were sitting in a very crowded lobby waiting for our name to be called and J. was sitting on my lap. He stood up on my legs and turned around to face me. He grabbed the front of my shirt, pulled it out and screamed as loud as he could "Momma! You have BIG boobies!!!!!" I was thrilled /sarcasm. After we got our table, we were sitting down quietly and the race was on. My son has always been a fan of racing. He looked up at the TV and screamed (once again) CRASH AND BURN BABY!!!!
Needless to say, it was quite an interesting dinner.
I used to baby sit a little girl, and she said some priceless things in her "knowing everything" stage. Once when we were driving through a parking lot there were a TON of seagulls, and I asked her why they were all there. And she very promptly answered, "Because K-Mart is their favorite store!"