Monday, 16 March 2009

  • Scientist Solves the Great Mystery of Belly-Button Fluff!



    "Austrian chemist Georg Steinhauser spent three years navel gazing in a bid to discover why the mysterious fuzz collects there. Dr Steinhauser, of Vienna University of Technology, established how the fuzz is guided navelwards - claiming that abdominal hair with a scaly structure directs lint towards it. By chemically analyzing 503 pieces of navel fluff, he found dead skin, fat, sweat and dust mixed with cotton from clothing."

    "The former leading belly-button lint (there's a FORMER one?!?) expert Karl Kruszelnicki found the typical fluff producer was "a slightly overweight, middle-aged male with a hairy abdomen.”

    I'm ecstatic Dr. Steinhauser was finally able to kick the nostril gazing he had been accustomed too for so many years. He has answered a question that has bothered me since infancy. Tonight I can sleep!

    Did you ever wonder about the mysterious belly button fluff?

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