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Sunday, 28 September 2008

Kids Are Funny
by mzsze@xanga

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS: Maria.
TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile"?
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L
TEACHER: No, that's wrong.
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE: I is...
TEACHER: No, Millie... Always say, I "am".
MILLIE: All right... I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.
TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE: No, it's the same dog.
TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher.

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Kids can be more creative than adults'

GOOD JOKES!
- 9/28/2008 1:13 PM
- loveshack1011@xanga (message)
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Snort!
- 9/28/2008 2:22 PM
- Annette33@xanga (message)
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And that is why I love children!
- 9/28/2008 2:44 PM
- xxmissbettyxx@xanga (message)
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haha. That's really cute and funny! I love kids. :)
- 9/28/2008 3:05 PM
- corasmommy (message)
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fuck a duck.
haha
- 9/28/2008 3:37 PM
- EaTxYoUxALivE@xanga (message)
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thats adorable lol
- 9/28/2008 4:04 PM
- leslieburditt@xanga (message)
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haha
- 9/28/2008 7:10 PM
- mamajoyjoy (message)
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Children are so so so innocent and so creative without knowing it !!!
- 9/29/2008 1:16 AM
- SunSeaSands@xanga (message)
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LOL!
- 9/29/2008 1:47 PM
- zx6karen@xanga (message)
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Haha, that's great. I'm student teaching this semester, and I just love all the funny things my students say.
- 9/29/2008 3:53 PM
- EnneS@xanga (message)
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these are pretty funny.

are these your kids, or just things you've heard?
- 9/29/2008 4:08 PM
- a12906@xanga (message)
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Too funny!
- 9/29/2008 4:48 PM
- LAURAxLOU@xanga (message)
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Haha. These are cute.
- 9/29/2008 5:50 PM
- stealingtheory@xanga (message)
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hilarioussss.
- 9/29/2008 5:58 PM
- kkong1028@xanga (message)
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ROFL.
- 9/29/2008 7:33 PM
- TakingxOverxMe@xanga (message)
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I don't find some of those funny, I find them disrespectful, or even disturbing!!!
- 9/29/2008 8:51 PM
- HisLadyofVirtue@xanga (message)
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haha, this is hilarious.
I remember when a little girl who was in gr 5, our teacher gave us papers with questions about ourselves. One question asked, "What's one thing you would like to change about yourself?" her answer, "My socks, because they stink."

thinking about it now, makes it more funny. Kids truly are funny.
- 9/29/2008 9:24 PM
- sweet_glimm3r@xanga (message)
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Lol! ^^^
These are really funny.
Oh kids...
- 9/29/2008 9:38 PM
- king_of_callus@xanga (message)
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cute kids are always needed to keep the world going... :p
- 9/29/2008 9:51 PM
- Cliffycliffz@xanga (message)
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These made me laugh... kids are funny indeed. :D
- 9/29/2008 9:58 PM
- SongAndSerenity@xanga (message)
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great read =)
- 9/29/2008 10:50 PM
- phuck_diz_shiz@xanga (message)
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LOL kids r wonderful little things. When they've cracked stupid little jokes like those, they're still oblivious to it. When they've caused trouble, they'll be the 1st to run. WHERE IS MY LIL SISTER???
- 9/30/2008 5:42 AM
- renshen@xanga (message)
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I love reading these... they always make me laugh!
- 9/30/2008 1:00 PM
- xLifeofPraisex@xanga (message)
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Hahaha cute kids
- 9/30/2008 2:00 PM
- haloed@xanga (message)
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Hehe. I always love seeing new "What kids say" bits. Cute post.
- 10/7/2008 8:16 AM
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