Tuesday, 22 July 2008
by Mama Fox
Scene: Three young boys play in the bath while their mother supervises.
Fox1: "Mama, Fox3 has a penis!"
Mama: "Yes he does."
Fox1: "Just like me!"
Mama: "Yup and Fox2 too."
Fox1: "And like you."
Mama: "Honey, girls don't have penises."
Fox1 thinks for a second. "But they have butts."
Mama laughs uncontrollably.
When did/will you teach your children about "private parts"? Did/will you teach them the proper names, or make up "baby" names for the body parts?